Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah Examine Fired-By-Tweet John Bolton’s Boltin’

“I have never been some-more beholden for a president’s unimportance and stupidity,” Stephen Colbert pronounced on The Late show tonight — definition this contingency have been big!

“Because,” he continued, “today he was stupidly sparse adequate to save us from a really intelligent fight monger.”

Yes, a late-night horde was reveling in a depart of National Security Advisor John Bolton, who was dismissed by President Donald Trump — around tweet, natch.

Or was he? After word of his exit pennyless around 9 a.m. PT today, Bolton texted a series of media types to contend he had resigned. And few things set off a Donald some-more than “you can’t heat me, we quit!” (Bonus points to anyone from whom that conjured dictated memories of “We’re a Couple of Misfits” from Rudolph a Red-Nosed Reindeer.)

As Colbert pronounced rather verbosely, “And another Trumpling bites a blimp of dirt.”

He combined that we knew this sold separate was entrance since “Trump was really down on a Middle Eastern wars since Bolton had never seen a patch of silt he didn’t wish to make glow.”

Have a demeanour during a video shave subsequent — and we brave we not to hee-haw during Colbert’s criticism when a mega-moustachioed Bolton’s print hits a screen:

Bolton’s exit was large news over on The Daily Show as well. Host Trevor Noah pronounced he found a whole thing “messy.”

“Trump says he ‘fired Bolton,’ though Bolton is like ‘no, we quit and you’re perplexing to take credit for me quitting.’ This indeed creates me wish that hurricanes could talk, so that Hurricane Dorian could strike behind during Trump,” Noah quipped.

Meanwhile on Late Night, horde Seth Meyers had a summary for Bolton: Goodbye and “best of luck.”

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