Late night tears into Trump following 'total disaster' State of a Union

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In his initial State of a Union address, President Donald Trump sounded an confident tinge about America’s destiny and pushed for bipartisan unity. But as AP’s Jonathan Lemire explains, what he didn’t fact were solutions to a crises ahead. (Jan. 31)
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President Trump’s first State of a Union address delivered Tuesday offering copiousness of provender for late night hosts. Here are a best jokes.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert analyzed a debate and a initial lady’s preference to float with guest she invited to a eventuality instead of her father in his live show. 

“I theory Melania didn’t wish anything from a Burger King drive-thru,” Colbert reasoned before stability with his monologue.

“At a commencement of his speech, (Trump) listed some of a healthy disasters we’ve endured this year,” he said, before queuing adult a shave of a commander in chief’s speech. “We have endured floods and fires and storms,” Trump pronounced in a clip, to that Colbert added, “And Stormys. Don’t forget her.”

But for Colbert, Trump’s debate wasn’t all bad. The funnyman seemed lustful of Trump’s enterprise “to revoke a cost of medication drugs.” “Oh, good. Drugs would’ve unequivocally helped me get by this speech,” Colbert quipped. 

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Late Night with Seth Meyers

Like Colbert, Seth Meyers suspicion a State of a Union brought some good news. “President Trump’s State of a Union residence was accessible to tide live so congrats to Logan Paul on no longer being a misfortune thing on YouTube,” a Late Night horde joked.

Meyers’ comedic concentration also shifted to Mrs. Trump.

“Senate minority personality Chuck Schumer currently published an Op-Ed in The Washington Post patrician ‘What I’m listening for in Trump’s State of a Union’,’” Meyers told viewers. “And during a tip of a list, a sound of a woman’s shoe drumming out SOS,” a horde pronounced as a print of a initial lady seemed over his shoulder.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

While Jimmy Kimmel had his criticisms of Trump’s speech, he did regard Trump for staying on-script. “He didn’t do a lot of ad libbing, in fact he stuck to a teleprompter instead,” a late night horde said.

What might’ve hold Trump’s courtesy on a teleprompter? Kimmel envisioned enlivening records appearing on shade like “Hold for acclaim – do not review aloud: This is a biggest debate anyone has ever heard. Your hands are enormous” and “Hold for acclaim – do not review aloud: You’re doing great. It’s roughly KFC time.” 

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

On a live part of The Daily Show, Trevor Noah dissected Trump’s debate and a greeting shot of a clearly unimpressed throng after No. 45 said, “African American stagnation stands during a lowest rate ever recorded.”

“I haven’t seen that many unhappy black people given we told my uncles I was dropping out of propagandize to turn a comedian,” pronounced Noah in a NSFW clip.

The comedian also done anxiety to a viral impulse from a Grammys when Blue Ivy told her famous  parents, Jay-Z and Beyoncé, to cook down. “It looks like before they got to a State of a Union, Blue Ivy was like, ‘You know a deal. Relax. Relax.’” 

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon destitute out his presidential red tie and wig to give audiences a ambience of how he illusory Trump prepared for his initial State of a Union. 

For a “pre-speech pep talk,” Fallon’s Trump phoned “Kellyanne Conway,” who was discerning to gas “Trump” adult about his yet-to-be-delivered remarks. “Your debate got a 200% on Rotten Tomatoes,” “Conway” said, adding “It won best cocktail solo opening during a Grammys.”

Someone with difference a small reduction sugarcoated was a 44th boss of a United States — indeed it was an impersonator, though he unequivocally nailed his opening of “Barry O.” 

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The Opposition with Jordan Klepper

The Opposition’s Tim Baltz suspicion Trump’s debate was a “total disaster” identifying punctuation and conjugated verbs as a president’s downfall. “The die tough Trumpers don’t wish this discriminating engulf speaker,” Baltz said. “We wish convene Trump.” To prove those his desires, Baltz translated some of Trump’s State of a Union remarks in the NSFW clip

“We all share a same home, a same heart, a same destiny and a same good American flag” became “Burn your pass since America’s initial and roving is for traitors.”

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The Late Late Show with James Corden

James Corden’s cracks focused on a spelling blunder on tickets to a speech, that wrongly identified a eventuality as a “Address to a Congress on a State of a Uniom,” according to a screenshot published by The Hill.  

“This is how divided a kinship is right now. We can’t even determine on a scold spelling of union,” Sunday’s Grammys horde told his assembly in a NSFW clip. “Now, people were creation a large understanding about this — they were, though we indeed consider there was an even bigger mistake on a ticket. Take a look,” Corden pronounced as the camera zoomed in on a ticket’s text. “There,” Corden pronounced before a name of a boss was altered to “Hillary R. Clinton.” 

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