College football Bottom 10 — A Rocky Mountain low in Colorado

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Inspirational suspicion of a week:

Here comes a sleet again
Falling from a stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what we lost
Wake me adult … when Sep ends

“Wake Me Up When Sep Ends,” Green Day

Here during Bottom 10 Headquarters, located somewhere in a center of a blue-and-red proof protesting a deficiency of a Artists Formerly Known as a Kansas Nayhawks from a AP Top 25, we are staring during a college football standings and wondering aloud how in a wide, far-reaching universe of sports that Sep went down a approach that it did. And we meant down in a many verbatim of senses.

• 3 teams with 0 wins

• 27 teams with one win

• 7 teams with 4 losses

• 31 teams with 3 losses

• 12 waste by top-15 teams

• All that things App State did

• All a things App State didn’t do, too

As a autumnal atmosphere starts to cold and a hues of a tumble leaflet light their mutation into a kaleidoscope of colors, what lies underneath is a spaghetti pile. While others are focused on a fantastic eye-popping review of discussion champions, College Football Playoff contenders and Heisman Trophy finalists, we instead have dutifully snatched adult a rakes to puncture down past those irritating fronds, petals and needles. Down to a mulch and sand that creates adult a substructure of what creates those others so annoyingly great. Without us, there would be no them. It’s a Circle of Life. We only occur to be a partial of a round that drifts downward from a treetops, unfailing to be trodden on by a cleats of others.

Don’t worry. We’ll see them all down here with us during some point. For into each tumble some teams must, well, fall. No matter how high they once soared or how high their stalks once grew. Amirite, Nebraska?

With apologies to Ryan Leaf, Billie Joe Armstrong and Steve Harvey, here are a post-Week 4 Bottom 10 rankings.

1. Colora-duh State (0-4)

The Rams extended their FBS-worst losing strain to 10 games after a 41-10 detriment during home to Sacramento State. For a FCS Hornets of a Big Sky Conference, it noted only their second win over an FBS module in 25 tries, yet sources tell a Bottom 10 JortsCenter news table that a petition has been filed to have that “win over an FBS program” eminence private because, hey, does Colorado State unequivocally qualify?

2. Colora-duh (0-4)

Meanwhile, a Buffs also Ralphie-d adult their fourth detriment of a year, spurring state officials to try putting together a last-minute book of a Rocky Mountain Showdown, that is not being played this season. However, instead of holding a competition inside Empower Field, home of a Denver Broncos, it would be played subsequent doorway in a parking lot where Mile High Stadium used to be.

3. Huh-Why?-Yuh (1-4)

The Warriors mislaid Pillow Fight of a Week: Episode we during New Mexico State 45-26. No offense to San Diego State and Nevada, though a eyes are already on Hawai’i’s Oct. 22 outing to Colorado State. We attempted to get a hotel room in Fort Collins for that weekend, though it’s all requisitioned up. We’re presumption that’s College GameDay formulation ahead.

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  • Ranking college football’s 21 remaining dominant teams

  • 4. UMess (1-3)

    The Minutemen were edged out by Temple of Doom in Pillow Fight of a Week Part Deux 28-0. Now they face a Eastern Michigan University Emus, who only mislaid to a group that was ranked ninth in final week’s Bottom 10, a Buffalo Bulls Not Bills, in a identical squeaker, 50-31. Speaking of Indiana Jones references…

    5. Ark of We Lost to Raiders

    If we played a group with a chromatic chronicle of a Raiders as their mascot, we were doomed, even if we were ranked in a Top 25, amid broken-record cries of “They’re back!” The Miami Hurricanes were dumbfounded by a Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders 45-31, and a Texas Longhorns fell to a Texas Tech Red Raiders 37-34. Elsewhere, a Mount Union Purple Raiders degraded Muskingum 59-0, and while a Rutgers-Newark Scarlet Raiders don’t have football, their futbol group kick Stockton 3-1. And over on Disney+, Luke Skywalker once again got his boundary kicked by a Tusken Raiders.

    6. U-Can’t (1-4)

    A week after surrendering 5 touchdown runs to Michigan’s Blake Corum, a Huskies olé’d 4 TD passes by NC State’s Devin Leary. Records performed by a Bottom 10′s inquisitive section have suggested that former UConn manager Randy Edsall reached out to stream UConn trainer Jim Mora Jr. around email underneath a theme line “Congrats!” A confused Mora responded with “For what?” Edsall afterwards apologized, explaining that he had insincere Mora’s agreement with a university was like his and enclosed a “helped opponent’s star’s NFL breeze status” proviso job for a $10,000 bonus.

    7. Akronmonious (1-3)

    After pang smackdowns to ranked Power 5 opponents Michigan State and Tennessee, a Zips pulled to within 2 points opposite Liberty before descending brief 21-12. That sets adult a singular in-conference PFOW Double Goozle, as Akron hosts Boiling Green in a #MACtion East throwdown of 1-3 teams, kicking off only as a subsequent contenders should be entrance halftime …

    8. Baller State (1-3)

    The House of Cards hosts a Northern Ill-ugh-noise Other Huskies in another strife of 1-3 #MACtion squads, this time in a West. If Ball State were to lose, it would pierce on to accommodate another stream 1-3 MAC group in Central Michigan, followed by another set of Huskies in UConn on Oct. 15, followed by Bottom 10 Waiting List member Eastern Michigan and afterwards State of Kent, also now 1-3. Aw, who are we kidding? No one can keep adult with all of this. So, until we tell we otherwise, only assume that any MAC group we see right now is 1-3 since 8 of a dozen teams are, and a other 4 are 2-2.

    9. Whew Mexico State (1-4)

    Speaking of baller moves, how about a Other Aggies checking in initial thing Sunday morning to make certain we had seen their measure from Hawai’i? With Bottom 10 Waiting Listers FI(not A)U entrance to Las Cruces this weekend, competence New Mexico State be relocating on to greener pastures, er, browner deserts?

    10. Wrambling Reck (1-3)

    Georgia Tech leaps over next-door neighbor Georgia State Not Southern to take over this place in a rankings that was assigned by Nebraska dual weeks ago and Arizona State one week ago, aka a designated We Just Fired Our Coach In Sep spot. We checked a Bottom 10 rulebook and once we got a ketchup-saturated pages pulled apart, it did contend that a propagandize that fires a manager after a weekend that starts in Sep though ends in Oct is still compulsory to take this spot, should such an occurrence take place subsequent week. Oddly enough, that aged rulebook, with a gummy note observant “CHECK THIS OUT,” was delivered to us in a box postmarked “Auburn, Ala.”

    Waiting list: Georgia State Not Southern, North by Northwestern, Fres-No State, Arizona Skate, Charlotte 1-and-4′ers, US(not C)F, BC Headache Powders, No-braska, Lose-iana Tech, FI(not A)U, Temple of Doom, Utah State Other Other Aggies, Arkansaw State, see progressing note about a MAC.

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    College football Bottom 10 — A Rocky Mountain low in Colorado

    7:00 AM ET

    Inspirational suspicion of a week:

    Here comes a sleet again
    Falling from a stars
    Drenched in my pain again
    Becoming who we are
    As my memory rests
    But never forgets what we lost
    Wake me adult … when Sep ends

    “Wake Me Up When Sep Ends,” Green Day

    Here during Bottom 10 Headquarters, located somewhere in a center of a blue-and-red proof protesting a deficiency of a Artists Formerly Known as a Kansas Nayhawks from a AP Top 25, we are staring during a college football standings and wondering aloud how in a wide, far-reaching universe of sports that Sep went down a approach that it did. And we meant down in a many verbatim of senses.

    • 3 teams with 0 wins

    • 27 teams with one win

    • 7 teams with 4 losses

    • 31 teams with 3 losses

    • 12 waste by top-15 teams

    • All that things App State did

    • All a things App State didn’t do, too

    As a autumnal atmosphere starts to cold and a hues of a tumble leaflet light their mutation into a kaleidoscope of colors, what lies underneath is a spaghetti pile. While others are focused on a fantastic eye-popping review of discussion champions, College Football Playoff contenders and Heisman Trophy finalists, we instead have dutifully snatched adult a rakes to puncture down past those irritating fronds, petals and needles. Down to a mulch and sand that creates adult a substructure of what creates those others so annoyingly great. Without us, there would be no them. It’s a Circle of Life. We only occur to be a partial of a round that drifts downward from a treetops, unfailing to be trodden on by a cleats of others.

    Don’t worry. We’ll see them all down here with us during some point. For into each tumble some teams must, well, fall. No matter how high they once soared or how high their stalks once grew. Amirite, Nebraska?

    With apologies to Ryan Leaf, Billie Joe Armstrong and Steve Harvey, here are a post-Week 4 Bottom 10 rankings.

    1. Colora-duh State (0-4)

    The Rams extended their FBS-worst losing strain to 10 games after a 41-10 detriment during home to Sacramento State. For a FCS Hornets of a Big Sky Conference, it noted only their second win over an FBS module in 25 tries, yet sources tell a Bottom 10 JortsCenter news table that a petition has been filed to have that “win over an FBS program” eminence private because, hey, does Colorado State unequivocally qualify?

    2. Colora-duh (0-4)

    Meanwhile, a Buffs also Ralphie-d adult their fourth detriment of a year, spurring state officials to try putting together a last-minute book of a Rocky Mountain Showdown, that is not being played this season. However, instead of holding a competition inside Empower Field, home of a Denver Broncos, it would be played subsequent doorway in a parking lot where Mile High Stadium used to be.

    3. Huh-Why?-Yuh (1-4)

    The Warriors mislaid Pillow Fight of a Week: Episode we during New Mexico State 45-26. No offense to San Diego State and Nevada, though a eyes are already on Hawai’i’s Oct. 22 outing to Colorado State. We attempted to get a hotel room in Fort Collins for that weekend, though it’s all requisitioned up. We’re presumption that’s College GameDay formulation ahead.

    LeBron James and James Madison prominence college football’s tip Twitter trolls for Week 4

  • Who’s subsequent during Georgia Tech? 10 possibilities to watch

  • Ranking college football’s 21 remaining dominant teams

  • 4. UMess (1-3)

    The Minutemen were edged out by Temple of Doom in Pillow Fight of a Week Part Deux 28-0. Now they face a Eastern Michigan University Emus, who only mislaid to a group that was ranked ninth in final week’s Bottom 10, a Buffalo Bulls Not Bills, in a identical squeaker, 50-31. Speaking of Indiana Jones references…

    5. Ark of We Lost to Raiders

    If we played a group with a chromatic chronicle of a Raiders as their mascot, we were doomed, even if we were ranked in a Top 25, amid broken-record cries of “They’re back!” The Miami Hurricanes were dumbfounded by a Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders 45-31, and a Texas Longhorns fell to a Texas Tech Red Raiders 37-34. Elsewhere, a Mount Union Purple Raiders degraded Muskingum 59-0, and while a Rutgers-Newark Scarlet Raiders don’t have football, their futbol group kick Stockton 3-1. And over on Disney+, Luke Skywalker once again got his boundary kicked by a Tusken Raiders.

    6. U-Can’t (1-4)

    A week after surrendering 5 touchdown runs to Michigan’s Blake Corum, a Huskies olé’d 4 TD passes by NC State’s Devin Leary. Records performed by a Bottom 10′s inquisitive section have suggested that former UConn manager Randy Edsall reached out to stream UConn trainer Jim Mora Jr. around email underneath a theme line “Congrats!” A confused Mora responded with “For what?” Edsall afterwards apologized, explaining that he had insincere Mora’s agreement with a university was like his and enclosed a “helped opponent’s star’s NFL breeze status” proviso job for a $10,000 bonus.

    7. Akronmonious (1-3)

    After pang smackdowns to ranked Power 5 opponents Michigan State and Tennessee, a Zips pulled to within 2 points opposite Liberty before descending brief 21-12. That sets adult a singular in-conference PFOW Double Goozle, as Akron hosts Boiling Green in a #MACtion East throwdown of 1-3 teams, kicking off only as a subsequent contenders should be entrance halftime …

    8. Baller State (1-3)

    The House of Cards hosts a Northern Ill-ugh-noise Other Huskies in another strife of 1-3 #MACtion squads, this time in a West. If Ball State were to lose, it would pierce on to accommodate another stream 1-3 MAC group in Central Michigan, followed by another set of Huskies in UConn on Oct. 15, followed by Bottom 10 Waiting List member Eastern Michigan and afterwards State of Kent, also now 1-3. Aw, who are we kidding? No one can keep adult with all of this. So, until we tell we otherwise, only assume that any MAC group we see right now is 1-3 since 8 of a dozen teams are, and a other 4 are 2-2.

    9. Whew Mexico State (1-4)

    Speaking of baller moves, how about a Other Aggies checking in initial thing Sunday morning to make certain we had seen their measure from Hawai’i? With Bottom 10 Waiting Listers FI(not A)U entrance to Las Cruces this weekend, competence New Mexico State be relocating on to greener pastures, er, browner deserts?

    10. Wrambling Reck (1-3)

    Georgia Tech leaps over next-door neighbor Georgia State Not Southern to take over this place in a rankings that was assigned by Nebraska dual weeks ago and Arizona State one week ago, aka a designated We Just Fired Our Coach In Sep spot. We checked a Bottom 10 rulebook and once we got a ketchup-saturated pages pulled apart, it did contend that a propagandize that fires a manager after a weekend that starts in Sep though ends in Oct is still compulsory to take this spot, should such an occurrence take place subsequent week. Oddly enough, that aged rulebook, with a gummy note observant “CHECK THIS OUT,” was delivered to us in a box postmarked “Auburn, Ala.”

    Waiting list: Georgia State Not Southern, North by Northwestern, Fres-No State, Arizona Skate, Charlotte 1-and-4′ers, US(not C)F, BC Headache Powders, No-braska, Lose-iana Tech, FI(not A)U, Temple of Doom, Utah State Other Other Aggies, Arkansaw State, see progressing note about a MAC.

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